A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service.
The man sits down and says, "I've only got 3 questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
"Do you like to clean?" he asks.
"I love cleaning," she replies.
"Great. Do you like to cook for other people?"
"I love to cook," she says.
"Awesome," says the man. "OK last question, do you like sex?"
"I like it infrequently," she replies.
The man then asks, "is that one word or two" Full text

What does a gay man do when he gets horny?
Shits in his hand and jerks off. Full text