An old man is sitting at a bus stop, when a teenage boy with a multi-colored mohawk sits down. The old man just stares at the boys hair, finally the boy says "what haven't you ever done anything wild or crazy"? The old man replied "yes, years ago i screwed a peacock and was just wondering if your my son"?
Why is pubic hair curly?So it doesn't poke you in the eye. Full text
A man walks into a doctor's and says "Doctor, I think I have a slight discharge." The female doctor says "Alright, pull your pants down and stand over there." The man pulls his pants down, and the doctor grabs his penis and starts massaging it gently. The bloke's head starts wobbling and he has got a big smile on his face. After five minutes of this, the doctor says, "There's no discharge here." The man replies " I know, it's in my ear." Full text