Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign on a store that says "We will turn you white for 99cents". So one guy says to the other "Hey we should try that"and the other says "I cant I only have 98cents". So his friend says "I'll go in first and give you my change and then you can go". The other agrees and waits outside, about 5 minutes later his friend comes out white as a ghost strutting and high steppin so he says "Hey man let me get that change" and his friend says ... Full text

WHY DO TITS HAVE NIPPLES?
BECAUSE WITH OUT THEM THEY WOULD BE POINTLESS. Full text