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Joke #1308   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

HICKERY DICKERY DOC THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK. Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son. Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick, if jacks so nimble and jacks so quick why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt dick.



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Joke #694   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

25 useless things in men body :
- 20 nails that can't hammer
- 2 nipples that can't produce milk
- 2 balls that can't bounce
- 1 Bird that can't fly. Full text


Joke #695   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Puppy : Mom... How does my father look like ..?.
Mother Puppy : How do i know... he fucked me from behind . Full text



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