A nun walks into a doctor's office and asks to see the doctor. The doctor finally enters the examining room and asks her what's wrong. She says,"Doc, I've got some bad ithcing... down there." "Let me take a look the doctor says." He goes down, stands up, and leaves the room. Ten minutes later he comes back into the room. "Sister, I've got some bad news... You've got crabs." Outraged, the nun says, "That's impossible! I'm 85 years old! I've never seen a naked man in my life!" "Well, maybe you should get a second opinion." The doctor suggests. So the next day the nun goes to another doctors office. The same thing happened. He went down to take a look, stood up and left the room. Ten minutes later he came back. "Sister, I've got some good new.... and I've got some bad news." he says. "The good news is that you don't have crabs." "Wheeew! I knew it! I mean, I'm 85 years old, and I've never seen a man naked in my life!" says the nun. "So what's the bad news?" she asks. "Well... here we go, the itching isn't from crabs... it's fruit flies, your cherry's rotten."