Two cowboys are riding along a dirt road and one sees a pile of shit. So the first cowboy says to the second cowboy i'll bet you $1000 u cant eat that whole pile of shit. So the second cowboy agrees and so he eats all the shit and gets the money ...then along the way they see another pile of shit...so the first cowboy says how bout double or nothing, lets bet $1000 that I can eat this pile of shit so the second cowboy agrees... and so the cowboy eats it all and the other cowboy gives him his ... Full text

Q.) What does a hooker and a bungee chord have in commen?
A.) Their both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks you're dead. Full text