A woman walks into a bar, and guy says, "Can I buy you a drink."
"Sure," said the woman. After a few moments of conversing she finally asked, "So what’s your occupation?" He says "I’m a
Carpenter." ...."To what extent of carpentry do you work?" asked the woman. The man states: "Well, I actually work exstensively with Wood."
"1st, I get you Hammered."
"next, I Nail You"
"then, I Screw all your friends."