Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!
Q: What do you call a Black man flying a plane?A: A Pilot you fucking racist! Full text
Q) What's worse than shoving 5 oysters up an 80 year old pussy?A) Sucking them out and finding 6. Q) What's worse than sucking out an unexpected oyster from an 80 year old pussy?A) The burp. Full text