A man walks into a bordello / hooker bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house "I would like to see Madelyn." The madam says "Madelyn is our most expensive woman at a $1000 a night." The guy says "No problem!" and lays down $1000 in cash. Madelyn comes downstairs, they both go back upstairs, they screw around and the man leaves. The next night, the man shows up and requests Madelyn again, throws down $1000, and Madelyn and the guy go upstairs and screw around. After they're ... Full text

A business man comes up on a hotel...the only one for miles its late and he has too wake up early so he stops and goes in the hotel and says do u have any rooms available? the clerk says no. the man replies you have no rooms at all? then the clerk says we have one room but theres 3 very bad doors in the room so we dont let anybody stay in it. after swearing he will not mess with the doors the clerk finally says ok but u must not touch the doors. so after 30 minutes of being in the room the ... Full text