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Joke #1317 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A man comes home late at night drunk as a skunk,he goes to bed and straight away starts getting horny with his wife but she tells him to go to sleep.
In the morning he goes into the kitchen and his wife has one of his socks in the frying pan.He asks her what she is doing and she says she is doing what he wanted her to do last night-------cookin his sock!

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Joke #714 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

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