Buck's best friend Eddie made a house call one Sunday afternoon and upon hearing that Buck wasn't home , he attempted to make small talk with the lady .
" Lucy , when you and Buck make love , and he's goin down on you , have you ever pissed right on his face ? "
" What !! Are you fucking kidding me Ed ? " Lois replied , " That's disgusting , absolutely not !!!
Eddie replies " Well he let's me !!!!! "