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Joke #1324   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There was this guy who was about to go on a date so he took his last condum out but the wind had blown it out the window. Since it was his last one he went outside to get it. When he got to it a little boy had it in his hand. The guy says "hey kid can i have that lollypop" and the kid says no its mine i found it" and the guy says " I`LL give you 5 dollars" and the kid says no its mine i found it'" so the guy said" ill give u $5 and a pack a lolly pops for that lolly pop" and the kid said ok. L8ter that day the boy says to his mom " mommy look i have $5 and a whole pack of lolly pops" and the mom asks "where did you get that" and the kid replies " some guy gave it to me if i gave hime some lolly pop but dont worry i licked the filling out of it before i gave it to him"
LOL NASTY



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Joke #728   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [2]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, ... Full text


Joke #729   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q:How do mexicans remember 911?
A: They name their kids nino (with the accent), juan,and juan Full text



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