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Joke #1326   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Pardon for my poor English. A man had a huge strong dick but for some personal reason he decides for a sex change, he sees a doctor and the doctor agrees. In the operation theatre the doctor completes the operation but for some reason puts the mans dick in a drawer. Few hours later the doctor takes the upper skin out from the dick, goes to a leather shop and SELLS IT (^_^) The guy at the leather shop makes a nice wallet from the skin and hangs out on his showcase. Short while later a nice young girl comes and asks how much is that wallet ? The guy replies its $200 madam ! ! ! WHAT ?? says the girl. A small wallet for $200 ?? The guy at the shop says TOUCH IT AND IT WILL TURN INTO A SUITCASE ! ! !



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Joke #732   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [-3]

Q: Why did the LIttle girl put fish in her pocket?
A: Because she wanted to smell like the big Girls! Full text


Joke #733   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Jan's hormones are outta control - the doc tells her that to correct the balance, he's putting her on men's testerone temporarily & he'll bring her in to monitor her progress. As luck would have it, the doc's mother turns seriously ill & he leaves town several weeks to be with her.
The doc returns & brings Jan in for an examination. He's alarmed when he sees she's sporting a beard - but controls himself. He tells her " Jan, please remove your blouse." she does & he sees thick, chest ... Full text



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