One day, A little boy walked in the bathroom as him mom was taking a
shower and asked "Can I come in?" She said "Sure, just dont look down or
up" Of course, he looked down and said, "Whats that?" His mom said
"Ummmm......Thats my ummm..... thats my garage" Then he looked up and
"What are those things mommy?" She said "Those? Well, those are my....
ummmm..... my headlights." He said "Oh, ok!" And he got out of the shower.
The next day, he walked in the bathroom as his dad was taking and shower
and said, "Can I come in?" He said "Sure honey, just dont look down"
He climbed in and ofcourse, he looked down. He said "Whats that?"
His Dad said, "Well that..... ummmm.... that is my limo" He said "Oh, Ok!"
and he got out of the shower.
That night, there was a thunderstorm, so he went into his mom and dad's
room and said "Can I sleep here tonight?" His mom replied "Sure honey"
He got in the covers and realized they were naked. He then said,
"Daddy, why dont you park your limo in mommy's garage and mommy,
why dont u turn ur headlights on!"