A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and methodically says, in a deep and powerful bass voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound right testicle...Turner Brown."
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The diminutive white man faints immediately and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you, man?"
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In a weak, trembling voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me, sir?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
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The small guy says, "Turner Brown? !Oh, Thank God! I thought you said
"Turn around!"