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Joke #1331   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Q:how did burger dairy queen get pregnet
A:burger king forgot 2 rap his waper



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Joke #744   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [33]

A girl walked in the doctors room for an appointment. The male doctor told her to unzipper her jacket to see her boobs. She unzippered her jacket and her boobs were as big as footballs! The doctor ran over and started to fuck her. He took off her mini skirt and licked her pussy until cum came out. Then the doctor put his hand in her pussy. She screamed. The male doctor put his dick in her pussy and fucked her. Then put it in her mouth. He sprayed her. When the appointment was all over she ... Full text


Joke #745   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

One morning while making breakfast, a husband walked up to his wife, pinched her butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.???
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, ???You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.???
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his privates. ... Full text



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