I picked up my date last Saturday and as she got into the car I really noticed how provocatably sexy she was dressed. When I got into the drivers seat she opened the conversation by saying "Gee, you smell great tonight, what have you got on? Dazed by her beauty, I replied, "I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it.
one day a white guy went to jail for sexual assault. in his jailcell he saw that his cellmate was a big black man. the black guy went up to the white guy and said, "hey. to get to know each other lets play house. u wanna be the mommy or the daddy?" the white guy thought about it for a while and said "i'll be the dad" so the black guy said "then come over here and suck mommy's dick" Full text
there was an english man who supported arsnal an scottish man who suppored hearts and and an irish man who supported Liver pool the 3 men were stuck on a desert they was really hungry when the spotted a dead camel the scottish man said i support hearts so he should eat the heart the irish man said well i support liverpool so i should eat the Liver and the english man said well i support arsnal and im not feeling very hungry any more. Full text