two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train. Full text

A blonde walks into a telegraph office to send an emergency telegram to her mom overseas.
The man at the counter says "That'll be $150."
The blonde says, "Oh no! I don't have that much but this is very important - I'll do Anything to send a telegram to my mom."
The man says, "Anything??"
Yes, she says.
So, he says come back here to the back room.
So she does.
Now, get on your knees.
She does.
Now, pull it out.
She does.
Now hold it in your ... Full text