What is a blonde's favorite nersury rhyme?
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There is this blonde and she goes into the store and says can i buy that tv
and the lady says no we dont sale to blondes, so she leaves and then she
dies her hair brown, she goes back into the store and says can i buy that tv
and the lady said no we dont sale to blondes she said "how do you know
im a blonde". And the store lady said"Because thats not a tv its a
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