there was this couple who took their son on a campin trip and in the room there was only one bunk bed. so the couple laid on the top and when they were about to have sex they made up code words for faster and slower. faster was lettuce and slower was tomato. when the son asked what they were doin, they told him they were makin a salad. the little boy then replied well could u be more careful because your spillin salad dressing on my face