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Joke #1342   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

There was a little boy, his parents, and the little boy's gramma living in a house together. One morning the gramma calls the little boy downstairs for breakfast. When he gets there he asks, "where are mommy and daddy?" and the gramma replies, "their still in bed." The little Boy laughs and goes out to play until he;s called by his gramma for lunch. "Where are mommy and daddy?" he asks at lunch. "Their still in bed." she replies. The little boy laughs again and goes out to play until his gramma calls him in for dinner. "Where are mommy and daddy?" the little boy asks. "Their still in bed." the gramma replies. The little boy giggles again and the gramma asks "why do you keep laughing every time I say that your mommy and daddy are still in bed?" and the little boy replies, "because last night daddy asked me to bring him the vaseline while him and mommy were in bed and i brought him the Super Glue instead!"



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Joke #766   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What do u call a blonde with pig tails?
A blow job with handle bars!!!!!
What Now ooooooooooooooo Full text


Joke #767   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

a Blonde a brunnette and a red head escape from prison, so they run and hide in a barn. Each one of them hide in a sack each.
so a cop comes in and goes over to the sack with the red head in it, and kicks it, so she says MEOW. So he thinks it's a bag of Kittens,
he then goes to the brunnettes bag, kicks it and she saysWOOF so he thinks its a bag of puppies.
so he goes to the last bag where the blonde is, he kicks it and the blonde says POTATOES.
So they are ... Full text



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