Their is a new priest in the parish.
he has to do the confessions and the head priest gives him a list of wat prayers to give for various sins.
(in the confession box)
girl:Father i have been spreading my legs all around town.
priest:(looks down at list) that will be 3 hail marys
Girl2:Father i gave a boy a handjob!
Priest:(looks down at list again) that will be 2 our fathers and a hail mary
Girl3;Father i gave a boy a blowjob.
Priest looks down at list and it dosent say how many prayers to give for blowjob he goes out to the alter boys.
Priest: how much does Father Farrell give for a blowjob
Alterboy: A Packet of smarties and ?2............