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Joke #1345 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Pee
wee
don't
wanna
maybe
tomorrow.
A new kid named pee wee moves to a new school. A girl ask "will you walk me home?" Pee wee don't wanna maybe tomorrow. Please? Ok. "after every question he say pee wee don't waqnna maybe tomorrow and then please."" Will you come to my room? pee wee don't wanna maybe tomorrow. please? ok. Will you have sex with me? ""pwdwmt. Please? OK. 20 minutes later dad walks in and says Get off my daughter you little bastard!!! PWDWMT

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Joke #772 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There was this priest in church having a normal Sunday morning service.
Then he heard this woman scream. A blonde hair woman came busting through the church with only a rob on and high heels. She faced the priest and opened her robed wiggling her tits and said, "Help me priest I'm posessed by the devil."
The priest said help me lord. Then the women moved closer and said it again. The priest looked up and said, " Jesus, what would you do?" The drawing of Jesus eyes opened and ... Full text

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