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Joke #1348 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Three female friends are sitting around one day talking about thier boyfriends. They all discover that thier names are all Leroy. They decide to name them all after soda pops so they'll know who thier talking about. The first girl decides to name hers 7-up. Because he's 7 inches and is always up. Second girl says I'm going to call mine Mountain Dew. Because every time I mount him he can always do me. Third girl says I'm going to call mine Jack Daniels. Other girls say thats not a soda pop, thats a hard liquor. She says thats my Leroy.

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Joke #778 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
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Joke #779 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A man was on a flight to New York from LA. He was sitting next to a blonde lady. He decided to have some fun, so he asked the blonde to play a game. The game went like this: he would ask a question, and if she didn't know the answer, she would pay him $10, and vis versa.
The blonde refused, and tried to take a nap, but the man, instead of giving up, said "I'll pay you $100 for every question I don't know, and you can only pay me $10. Okay?" The blonde finally accepted.
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