Three female friends are sitting around one day talking about thier boyfriends. They all discover that thier names are all Leroy. They decide to name them all after soda pops so they'll know who thier talking about. The first girl decides to name hers 7-up. Because he's 7 inches and is always up. Second girl says I'm going to call mine Mountain Dew. Because every time I mount him he can always do me. Third girl says I'm going to call mine Jack Daniels. Other girls say thats not a soda pop, thats a hard liquor. She says thats my Leroy.