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Joke #1349 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Bob's wife just got into a coma. Sitting beside her bed he decided to grab her breast. Suddenly after doing that his wifes heart rate shot up, and she open her eyes, but closed them and lost consciencness again. About ten minutes later Bob walks out of the Room all sad, the doctor ask whats wrong and Bob replies "She choked to Death"

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Joke #780 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ... Full text

Joke #781 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

What happened when the blonde shot an arrow into the air?

She missed Full text