Yo mama's so fat she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
What is the difference between two blonde ladies and one man?There is no difference, the only thing inbetween two blondes is one very lucky man. Full text
A man was talking to a blonde and decided to tell he a blonde joke, he said "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"The Blonde thinks for a minute and says "You're not very smart are you? You would have to be the size of an ant to have sex in a lightbulb." Full text