one day sexy girls went to god and asked him"why did you make the boys penis so ugly".the god said because it is ugly you fuck it if it was beautiful you would go wild and eat it.
what did the blonde say when she look in a box of cheerios?OOO look! DOHNUT SEEDS!!! YAY! : ) Full text
Why don't blondes ware miniskirts in the winter? because they are afraid their lips will freeze !!! Full text