1)I once new a blonde that was so stupid she called me to get my phone number.
2)She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
3)She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4) She tryed to put M&M's in Alphebetical order.
5)She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6) she tried to drown a fish
7) She thought a quarterback was a refund
8)She tripped over a cordless phone.
9)she took a ruler to bed to ... Full text

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my ... Full text