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Joke #1355   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This boy was at his girlfriend's house celebrating her birthday. Afterwards, the boy was taking a shower when the girl came up and asked, " Can I get in the shower with you?" The boy replied, "NO!" Then the girl said, "Pleeease. It's my birthday." "Well, ok. But don't look down," said the boy. The girl got in and looked down. She said," What's THAT?" " That is Mr. Pisser," replied the boy. So, the boy went to bed and the girl came up and asked," Can I play with Mr. Pisser?" "NOO!!!"exclaimed the boy. The girl said," Pleeease. It's my birthday." The boy then said," Well, ok." He woke up the next day and he was in the hospital. He exclaimed,"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN THE HOSPITAL?!" The girl stared at him for a moment, then said," Mr. Pisser swirted some kind of white stuff so I ripped his head off."



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Joke #792   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, ... Full text


Joke #793   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living ... Full text



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