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Joke #1357   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck....."



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Joke #796   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

The postman goes 2 the first house and a lady answers the door and wishes him luck because it is his last day and gives him a box of chocolates
The postman goes 2 the second house and a guy answers the door, wishes him good luck and gives him 10 dollars
The postman goes 2 the third house and a sexy blonde chick opens up the door, takes him up stairs and he has the best sex he'z ever had in his life.
Afterwards they come down stairs and she makes him a coffee with 5 dollars ... Full text


Joke #797   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What is the similarity between a blonde and the Bermuda Triangle?
They both swallowed a lot of seamen. Full text



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