A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?""I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along.
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend. Yes, she was a blonde. He decided to take her to the football game. Afterwards, he asked he did she like the game. She replied, " It was okay, but why was they fighting over a quarter".? The boyfriend was like wat do you mean. And she said well, the ref through a quarter in the air and then they started to hit and tackle each other over the stupid quarter.There was 3 girls. Blonde, brunette, and red head. They was running from the ... Full text
A young blonde lady on a long haul flight is trying to get to sleep. But the young man sitting next to her asks if she wants to play a game to help pass the time away. No matter how polite she is, he keeps on pestering. In order to please him, and hopefully shut him up, she agrees. He says, ???It's a question and answer game. You ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you ?100. I then ask you a question but if you don't know the answer you only have to give me ... Full text