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Joke #1362   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [2]

Zeek walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what's fucking?" His father asks, "Boy, how old are you?" Zeek says, " I am 9." His father says, " Well, I guess your about that age, but it's easier to show you than explain it to you. So, stop by our room later on and mom and I will show you." Later that evening, Zeek knocks on the door. Dad says, "Honey, today Zeek asked me what fucking was so we are going to show him." Dad puts his arm around Zeek and says, "Now Zeek, do you see that hole between your mom's legs?" Zeeks replies, "Yes Sir." Dad says, "Watch ole dad." A few minutes later Zeek's little brother walks in and asks, "Zeek, what are they doing?" Zeeks replies, "Boy, How old are you?" Little brother responds, "I am 6." Zeek says, " That's fucking." Little brother asks, "What's fucking?" Zeek answers, " Well, I guess your about that age, but it's easier to show you than explain it to you. Do you see that hole between your dad's legs?" Little brother says, "yeah." WATCH OLE ZEEK!



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Joke #806   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A blonde, red head and a brunette get lost in the desert and they find a magic lamp. The Genie within gives three wishes, a wish each. the brunette wishes to go home and she gets her wish. the red head also wants to go home and she gets her wish. Then the blonde has her wish, and she wishes to have her friends back. Full text


Joke #807   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What is more stupid than a brunette building a house under the sea?
A blonde trying to burn it down! Full text



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