You know your womans too fat when...
(1)She insists the bed to be on the floor (no pegs)
(2)You can only come up with 1 sex position.
(3)If you gatta sleep on the floor.
(4)When she gets on her knees,she falls over.
(5)When she lays on her back...And she's even taller.
You know your womans too ugly when...
(1)You gatta watch porn before you have sex.
(2)She's gatta stand at the dinner table.
(3)Your names Nancy trying to pick up dick on a sex joke site (just hadda be added)
(4)You gatta drink at a bar and look at her picture till she looks good before you go home.
(5)If "she's" gatta beg you for sex.
You know your womans too nasty when...
(1)You put a cherry in her pussy and eat out 2.
(2)You bite her neck and pop 6 zits.
(3)She's got puss down there for lubercation.
(4)She's got you hand-cuffed "then" invites her mother in.
(5)If you have a bad comment because of humility.