A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work in the same office building, and everyday they have lunch together down the road at a cafe. On one occassion they are coming back to work and they see a small puddle of white-ish liquid on the foyer floor. The redhead exclaims "oh that LOOKS like semen!" and they all agree. The brunette leans down and smells it and exclaims "And it SMELLS like semen". The blonde leans down and licks it and then thinks thoughtfully "Well at least we know its none of ... Full text

A blonde goes to the hairdressers with her walkman on. When it gets to her turn the hairdresser says "can you take your walkman off please" and she replies "oh no i can never take it off, just cut around it" so she does. A couple of weeks later she is back again the hairdresser asks to take her walkman off and she gets the same answer. When she is having her hair cut she falls asleep and the hairdresser sneaks her walkman off.When she has finished she tries to wake the blonde but she is ... Full text