One day a young teenager was in his room jacking off when his father came into the room and caught him. He said "son I dont want to ever catch you doing that again, that will cause babies.
The next day the teenager was so bothered that he could not stand it, so he went behind the house to relieve himself, as he did, he shot his load on the ground and covered it with a rock. The next day he thought to himself that no one caught him so he will go do it again. When he got there he seen the rock and looked up under it and saw a lizard. He picked up the lizard looked at it carefully and said " your an ugly little thing but daddy still loves you."