A man arrives home to find his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister. He asks her what she is doing, she replies, "just heating up dinner, honey." Full text

one day a blond brunett and a red head where driving down a highway
when they"re car breaks down the red head says to the two
you brunett go fetch us help
you blond go find someone who can keep cool
and i'll go get water
the brunett and the red head come back to find the blond with the
car door
they asked why do you have the car door?
the blond replies so i can roll down the window to keep cool!!!!
p.s. this is a dumbass joke I KNOW!!!!!!!
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