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Joke #1370 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

this poop face walked into a bar and said i hate myself. Then the bartender asked whys that? the man replied...i have an extremely small penis. then the bartender says well my penis is so big i could cut it in half and we could split it and have large penises. then the man says k bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joke #822 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

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