There was a mother and daughter walking down the street one day, and they saw two dogs doing it. The daughter was like, "Mommy, what is them two dogs doing?" "They are making donuts baby lets go." So that night the mother and father did it on the couch. When they were finished they went upstairs and the daughter came down and saw something on the couch. So the next morning while the mother was making breakfast the daughter was like, "Mommy I know what you and daddy was doing last night, yall was making donuts, cuz I tasted the frosting on the couch."
A blonde is round at a friend's house for a barbeque when she comes running into the kitchen and tells her friend she's just been stung on the hand by a bee."Oh dear,"says her friend sympathetically"Do you want to put some ointment on it?" "Don't be silly!" laughs the blonde."It'll be miles away by now!" Full text
Q. What do you get when a blonde ddyes her hair black?A. A very stupid BrunettQ. Why did you change your hair color, Blondie?A. Somebody told me all the blondes were dieing, and I want to live.Q. Do you know the difference between a natural blonde, and a bleach blonde?A. About 100 IQ points Full text