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Joke #1374 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There are 3 friends walking on a beach.
They see a hot chick in a skimpy bikini.
2 of the friends stop to stare but the other friend runs away.
The next day they are walking on the same beach as yesterday.
They see the same girl again, now she is topless.
2 friends stop to stare but the same friend runs away.
The next day they are walking on the same beach as yesterday.
They see the same girl again, now is completely naked!
2 friends stop to stare but the same friend runs away.
The 2 friends catch up to the last guy and ask him,"Why are you running
away from such a beautiful sight?"
He says,"My mother told me when I was a little boy that if a man saw a
naked woman, he would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something
getting hard."

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