A model was snogging her boyfriend when suddenly a bee flew into her vagina the actress started screaming so the boyfriend called her doctor over. The doctor came 5 minutes later he told the actress to get into her four poster bed and told her boyfriend to go and get some honey so the boyfriend gave the doctor some honey. The boyfriend waited outside. After about 10 minutes the boyfriend looked in the to see the curtains closed and the models clothes on the floor. The man rushed in to see the doctor sticking his penis with honey on in the ladies vagina moving it around. The doctor explained to the man how he was to trying to attract the bee out. The man closed the curtain and then heard the model saying 'You naughty boy'. The man again opened the curtains to see the doctors hand pressing down on the ladies boobs and pushing his penis more deeper into the ladies vagina.The doctor than shouted 'I'm going to drown the damn thing!!!' The model closed the curtain and said 'BYFRIEND!!!!'
what do u tell a woman with two black eyes ??nothing you already told her twice Full text
a guy takes his blonde gf to her first football game, after the game he askes her how she liked it, she said i liked the tight pants and big muscles, but i didnt understand what all the fighting over 25 cents was about, the guy askes what she means, and shes like well at the begining of the game they flipped a coin and for the rest of the time someone was always shouting - ILL GET THE QUARTERBACK! Full text