a blond and a brunette are talking about why everyone thinks blondes are dumb.So the blonde says i hav an idea,( to the brunetts amazement) the brunette says to whats ur idea.The blonde says ill dye my hair the same colour as urs to see if ppl can tell the difference.So later on that day the blonde dyes her hair brown.Then they walk up to a guy in the street and says one ov us is a blonde can u tell wich 1 it is, the man says the 1 on the right is the blonde, the blonde says how did u no i ... Full text

There was this blonde who was driving along the road and swerved a tree, swerved another tree, and kept swerving trees untiil she rolled off the road. When the police got there, they were that she was out of the car totally unharmed and applying lipstick. She said to the police that there were heaps of trees in front of her and that she couldn't keep swerving them. The policeman replied,"There's not a tree in 30 miles, that was your air-freshener swinging back and forth." Full text