An old farmer is dying and is on his deathbed, puts an ad in the paper stating, "Old Farmer Dying, can have farm, land and money, if you marry my daughter"
Young city guy sees the ad, "Most farm girls are hot! Why not!"
Goes talks with farmer agrees to marry the farmer's daughter. Shes called into the room, the first time the city boy sees her. And too his shock she's not HOT in fact she's butt fucking ugly, fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch including the exposed roots! Plus she's dumb as a post!
However, he goes, "You know what it's a lot of money and land, screw it I'll throw a bag on her head when I fuck her.
A few months pass, the farmer is now dead. The city guy wants to hang a picture, "Honey get my nail?" he says to his wife. She responds, "Get the nail, get the nail." He shakes is head, "And a hammer?" "Get the hammer, get the hammer!"
He lines up the hammer and nail, takes a swing and smakes his thumb, "FUCK!!!", he says.
She replys with rotten toothed smile, "Get the bag, get the bag!!"