Once there was a 85 year old man who was suckin on a 80 year old womans tits. The next day the man was dead so she asked the Doctor how he had died, and the Doctor said that he had died cos he had Expired Milk
there is a brunette skipping down a railroad track saying 21,21,21,21 so ablonde comes and said that looks like fun so she starts skipping saying21,21,21,21 all of a sudden a train comes and the brunette moves the blonde gets hit next thing you know the brunettes back on saying 22,22,2222. Full text
There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should let go because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette thought to herself ???I'll let go.??? After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would let go, all of the blondes started clapping. Full text