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Joke #1383 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

i time a dick a apple and a apple says 'got it worst they peel me and eat me'. the bannana says 'no i got i worst the pell me eat ,e and put me on the ground so people can slip on me'. the dick says 'no i got it worst they put a bag over my face and put me in a cave then they coke my contustly untill i throw up'.

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Joke #848 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
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Joke #849 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

there was a dumb blonde driving down a motorway and a truck driver was trying to overtake but she was all over the road. so he yelled at her pullover. so she pulled over and the truck driver took out some chalk and drew a circle and told her to stay inside it. then he got some scizzors and cut all the leather in the car.and the women began to laugh. so he got an axe and hacked the car to bits.but the women was laughing even more. so the man got some petrol poured it on the car and set it ... Full text

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