Two turd - burgler butt buddies, are getting ready for bedtime & going thru their rituals. The one, sees the other smearing vaseline aggressively onto his bare chest & says "What the hell you doing that for?" He replies. "Silly, I was talking to one of the 'girls' & he told me that if I wanted a hairy chest that I should rub vaseline on it, - so there! " The other responds. " You dipshit !! You know if THAT were true, you'd have a pony - tail hangin' outta yer ASSHOLE by now !! "
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken comes in a seperate box! Full text
A brunette a redhead and a blond are sitting at the table drinking coffee. The brunette starts a conversation by saying that she went into her 15 your old daughters room and found a pack of cigarettes.And says, I had no idea she smoked.The redhead says. That's nothing. I went into my daughters' room last night and I found a bottle of Vodka.I had no idea that she drank.The blond says. Well, I went into my daughters' room and I found a pack of condoms. And I had no idea ... Full text