U knOw Ur pOOr whEn U hAvE tO UsE A plAstIc bAg As A cOndOm!!!
A BLONDE IZ DRIVING IN HER CAR AND SHES SWERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE SO A POLICEMAN PULLS HER OVER AND HE SAYS Y R U SWERVING SHE SAYS IM GONNA HIT A TREE SO THE POLICEMAN SAYS NO THAT UR AIR FREASHNER Full text
How can u tell if a blonde has been in your fridge?there's lipstick on the cucumber Full text