I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
a car broke down in the middle of the desert with three women inside. A red head, brunette and a blonde. They all decided that they have to go out to find help. doing this they all decided to take something with them. the red head asks the brunette what she was taken and the brunette said "some water just incase we get thirsty". The brunette asks the red head the same question and she replys i brought some found just incase we get hungry. They both turn round and looked at the blonde and ... Full text
What does an airplane and a blonde have in common? They both have a black box. Full text