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Joke #239 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up and down on the tracks and repeated what the brunette was saying. The brunette heard a train whistle and jumped off of the tracks. The blonde kept jumping and saying, "21,21,21." The train ran over the blonde. When the train ended, the brunette jumped back on the tracks and started saying, "22,22,22."

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Joke #479 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A woman walks into the doctor's office for a mammogram.
The Doctor says: "Take off your shirt and sit on the table."
The woman takes off her shirt and the Doctor notices an H is imprinted into her chest. When he asks her about it the woman says: "My husband went to Harvard, and when we have sex he likes to wear his jacket. After so many years of marriage, it just kinda stayed." "Oh," says the doctor, "I understand."
The next woman comes in and takes off her shirt and she has ... Full text

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