Jimmy goes to see his computer genius friend Charlie, in his office. The first thing he notices is a really sexy looking secretary who leads him into Charlie's room. Charlie is busy working on his computer.
"Hey Charlie, how ya doin' my man?" He says, "When did you hire your new secretary? She's hot."
"Oh I didn't hire her, I actually develped her." replies Charlie, still working on his computer, "She's a robot."
"Are you serious?" says Jimmy with a whistle, "She moves and talks ... Full text

Two doctors meet at a bar during a major medical conference, one male and one female. They both talk and one thing leads to another and both doctors were in a hotel room. Before undressing the female doctor washed her hands, after sex with the male doctor she washed her hands again. The Male doctor says "Let me guess, you're a surgeon." The female doctors asks "How'd you know?" The guy goes "You keep washing your hands." The female doctor replies, "You must be an anaesthesiologist." The guy ... Full text