Jack, a loyal Christian, met a girl and fell in love with her. He thought that she was a virgin and decided to marry her. However the girl was not a virgin, and knowing that Jack will change his mind if he finds out, she asked her mother for advise.
Mother: Do not worry dear, just buy a little fire cracker and put it into your pussy, when you do it for the first time, light it up, and when it explodes tell him that you are a women now. I did the same thing with your father and he never ... Full text

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